Nope, unfortunately that wasn't a typo. I have but one brain cell left, and it's very lonely. I'm discovering that my recent lack of sleep is rendering me...dumb. Conversations around here go something like this:
Me: "Hey, Chris, you know that stuff that's made from milk...?"
Me: "No, it's moldy..."
Chris (incredulously): "You mean cheese?"
Me: "Yeah, that's it!"
Chris: "What about it?"
Me: "Nothing, I'm making the grocery list and I couldn't remember what it was called."
The question I have is this: When I get some sleep, will my brain cells return? Could they be on vacation? And if the one remaining one leaves me a "Dear 'Lista" letter in the meantime, will I suddenly become blissfully happy, unaware of my own lack of a brain? Let us hope so. On either count. Because I don't care if they come back or the last one leaves, as long as I stop walking around feeling this DUMB!