Observation...

You know those really, really soft "minkie" blankets that all of us with kids seem to have several of? Did you ever notice that when you wash a whole load of them together, when they are dry, it's impossible to keep a grip on all of them as you carry them out of the laundry room? No matter how hard you try, they slither out of your grasp and fall on the floor. Then you trip over them and fall flat on your face, and the entire house shakes when you land. No? Just me? Well, then, I'll be under that rock over there, if you need me for anything.