If I have to mediate ONE more argument over who farted on whom and whether or not it was on purpose, I am going to the Home For Runaway Mothers! That is all!
I'm a 29-year-old wife, and mother of three small boys. I'm blogging to chronicle the downward spiral of my brain cells toward extinction, as my children slowly hunt them down and kill them, one by one.
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We were there yesterday. Do you think she'll let us back in?
Really? REALLY?? There's such a place? Oh it must be like Heaven....
I'm trying to think up a suitable punishment and I just can't think of anything other than scrubbing the bathroom.
Then again, I'd be tempted to pin both of them down and fart on them (if I could fart on command), just to make things worse.
Sorry, I'm of no help.
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