I should be showering, but instead I'm sitting here at the computer because of what Timothy just said to me. As I was doing the breakfast dishes, he walked up to me and said, "Know what, Mama? I have an invisible friend! Do you know where he is?"
"No, Timothy," I replied, "where is he?"
There was a long pause followed by an exasperated reply. "No, I'm asking you where he is. I can't find him because he's invisible!"
I really should have seen that one coming.