"My butt is NEVER base!"
"Only the bathroom and your own room are zoned for farting on purpose. All farts occurring in other rooms must be accidental."
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- I'm a 29-year-old wife, and mother of three small boys. I'm blogging to chronicle the downward spiral of my brain cells toward extinction, as my children slowly hunt them down and kill them, one by one.
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How do your boys come up with these things? Which also begs the question, were both of these from little boys or from a big one?!
Ha! They were both directed at the 5-year-old boy, but really, they could just as easily have been directed at Chris!
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